- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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