- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Obama = ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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