I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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kennah campion when she talks

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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