What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Anti Jokes = Drained

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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