Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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