- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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