- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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