- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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