- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's better than a stick? A stone

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Poop

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

sky silverstein

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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