- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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