What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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You idiot.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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