- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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