whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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