Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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