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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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