Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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