- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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