- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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