- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

salad days!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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