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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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