Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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