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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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