What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

tea with milk?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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