- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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