- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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