- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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