- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

John lazzaro likes dick

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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