What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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