A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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SEX

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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David Cameron

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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