- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Matthew Wyckoff

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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