- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What page are you on The gay page.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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