You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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