- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??