- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Dwarf Shortage

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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