- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A bar walks into a man

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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