What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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swag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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