- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Cripples are lame.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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