how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Andoni was here

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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