- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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