- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

silver bullet?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Homo say what?

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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