there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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time to spruce up!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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