Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

God is real.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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