- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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