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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Knock knock! Just kidding.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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