what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Death by kayak

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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