My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

9/11 my birthday

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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