- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A gay man watches football.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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