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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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