- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Cancer

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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