The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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