Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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