- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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