Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Women's Rights

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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