A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

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