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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

I like the color potato.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

salad days!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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