Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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