Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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bite me

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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