- Anti Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

You having friends.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs