What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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