What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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