The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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