What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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