What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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