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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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