- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

i saw amango it splootered

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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