A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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