Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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bite me

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Ross.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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