Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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read this sentence again.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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epic win?

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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