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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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