a person who will soon die of beeties

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A gay man watches football.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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