- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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