Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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