- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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