What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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