- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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