did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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