Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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your mom.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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