- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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