Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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