why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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