A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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