- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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