why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Chicken

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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