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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Women's rights.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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