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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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