- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Women

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Connor is homo

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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