- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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