What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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