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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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