Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Once upon a time a was born

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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How old are you? 7

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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