how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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i'm hard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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