How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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