So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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