What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Andoni was here

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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