What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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