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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why so serious ?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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