- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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