- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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