- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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