Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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69.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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