Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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