- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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