- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Ross.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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