- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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