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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Donald Trump

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.