- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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