josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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