- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Jordan is pregant

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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