Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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