- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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