A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A young baby died.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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