My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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bite me

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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