- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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