knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

the lemon was sweet.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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