- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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