Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

thumb_up thumb_down

Gustavo Andrade

thumb_up thumb_down

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops