Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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