David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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