what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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David Cameron

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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ur gey

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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