Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Cripples are lame.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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