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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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