- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

i saw amango it splootered

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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