- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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