why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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