- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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