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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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