What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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