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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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