Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

steven hawking walks into a bar

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Peas

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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