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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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