Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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