Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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