- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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