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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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