- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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