- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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