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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

This is sparta No this is patrick

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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