- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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