- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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