If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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