- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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