- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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