Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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