Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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