A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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