a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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