Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A man goes to the potty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

like this or you will die at some point in your life

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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