- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

women's rights.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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