- Anti Joke

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.