- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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