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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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