- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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