- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??