- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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