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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How old is victor? Half past dead

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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