Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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