Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A pope meets another one

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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The New York Giants

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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