Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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