- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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