What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Brain fart

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

if you don't like this you're gay

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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