a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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