your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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