A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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