Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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