- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Chris is hairy

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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