- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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