Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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