Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A house comes around the corner.

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