- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

123 f*ck off

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

whats green and lives in the water

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.