What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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