how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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123 f*ck off

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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