- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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