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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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