- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

woman's rights

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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