- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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