what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Albert your flies undone.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

._____________________. Whale!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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