Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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