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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

13 =B you just learned something

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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