what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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