- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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