- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call double A's? Batteries

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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