My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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* anti-punchline

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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