Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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