- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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