- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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