- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

i saw amango it splootered

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

su algato es en fuego

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

I am a mime

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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