Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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