- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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