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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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