Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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