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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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