- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Once upon a time, The end.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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