- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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