- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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