Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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