- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

that wall over there ->

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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