What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Tilt your screen back .

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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