- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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