- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

a black man pays his child support

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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