- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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