I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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