How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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your face

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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