Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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