i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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