- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What rhymes with milk...milf

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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