Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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