- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock Knock. Doors open

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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