My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A hill billy went fishing

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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