Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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