Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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