- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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