- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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