Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

I agree to the terms and conditions

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Anti Joke

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