What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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