- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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