What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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