- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*