- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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