Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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