- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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