- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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