- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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