Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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