You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what did one computer say to the other .........

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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