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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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