A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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