What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Turkey Balls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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My mom

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Read a Book.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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