- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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